Professors, Impeachment, and Vanity
Earlier this year, I ended a 12-year stint on the faculty of The George Washington University Law School. As such, I have been asked (off-list) whether I have any comments about my former colleague Jonathan Turley's testimony at the House Judiciary Committee's hearing earlier this week. I have plenty of thoughts, but I will warn readers in advance that I have no juicy "insider goss" to share.
Turley was the legal witness called by the House Republicans at the hearing to make their case against impeaching Donald Trump. Turley's testimony and comments have already received a great deal of attention (much of it extremely negative, and deservedly so), including in part of Professor Dorf's excellent column yesterday. Turley's performance gave me even more reason to feel happy about my recent change in academic affiliation.
Below, I will discuss the substance, such as it is, of Turley's testimony. But because so much commentary has already poured forth from smart people, all asking in one way or another, "What the hell is Turley thinking?!" it makes sense to think about the testifier in addition to his testimony.
Most non-professors, I suspect, imagine that professors on the same faculty know each other well. We do not. Especially in law, where the number of colleagues runs into the dozens (and at particularly large law schools like GW, it runs close to 100), one might not even meet all of one's colleagues over the space of many years. I can think of many people (not adjuncts, mind you, of which there can be hundreds, but full-time colleagues) with whom I served at GW without ever even seeing them to know who they were. They did not try to find me, and I never tried to find them.
I never formally met Jon. He was usually off somewhere getting himself in front of a camera, so he was almost never around. He was not, however, a completely absent colleague. He regularly attended faculty meetings, where I did see him and occasionally interacted with him through the awkward medium of faculty discussions. (That is, we never spoke to each other, but we might have referred to the other's comments.) Once, he was getting off the elevator and I was getting on; and when the doors opened, we both smiled and said hello. I will use that as my hook to refer to him as Jon rather than Turley. Hey, we know each other!
So that is as much as I know about Jon personally. I can say that he was not a "problem child," that is, one of those professors who monopolize faculty meetings. Agree or disagree with him on whatever internal matter was under discussion, he was a good institutional citizen in the sense of seeming to care about moving the ball forward.
I suppose the one additional thing that I can add that sort of counts as insider knowledge is to respond to the widespread observation that he came off as, to put it in the words of someone who emailed me, "a pompous ass." In particular, there was what one might call The Smirk Problem, or what I think of as Resting Smug Face (RSF).
Some readers might recall the sexist meme that erupted a few years ago when the actress Kristen Stewart (among others) was accused of having Resting B*tch Face (RBF). Short of the infamous Martin Shkreli, I have not come across anyone who simply looks self-satisfied at all times in the way that Jon Turley does. That, I think, is a matter of appearance, not a conscious decision on Jon's part. I have seen him in faculty meetings with that look on his face when absolutely nothing was going on that would cause him (or anyone) to be feeling smug or self-satisfied. It is a default.
The analogy to RBF is inapt in an important way, however, in that Kristen Stewart by all accounts is a perfectly delightful person, but when she refuses the sexist advice to "smile more, Sweetie, you'd have such a pretty face," her resting face happens to settle into something that can be perceived as unfriendly. Jon, by contrast, was in fact being smug and self-satisfied on Wednesday; so it is actually a bit ironic that the one time that millions of people saw him (fulfilling his wildest fantasies of fame, I suspect), his default look matched up perfectly with a very unattractive attitude. Yes, he "always looks like that," but this time, it was fitting.
To put the overall point differently, any of my colleagues or former colleagues could provide a few anecdotes about me, and those stories might be telling in one way or another; but it is accurate to say that none of my colleagues knows me very well. I suspect that this is also true about Jon.
I can add, however, that because I had seen Jon on MSNBC many times before I moved to GW and continued to see him on various shows over the years (and because he was my colleague for so long), I formed more of an opinion about this particular talking head than I might have formed about, say, Rick Hasen or Jeffrey Toobin.
And that opinion -- again, based entirely on the public record, as it were, not personal knowledge -- is quite negative. Professor Turley (returning to a formal title, because this is not in any way personal) is a media hound, second only perhaps to Alan Dershowitz in his apparent willingness to go onto any show and say anything, no matter how ill-conceived, if it means being on TV. Being a witness at the biggest hearing in Washington in decades must have been a dream come true.
Consistent with his general approach, however, Turley showed up not with great arguments but with obviously carefully planned sound bites. Mentioning his dog, likening the Democrats' case to "improvisational jazz," and saying that the case was "wafer-thin," were all clearly designed to grab headlines and to be replayed on the evening shout-shows, not to advance the legal understanding of the committee or the public.
Did he actually say anything of substance? Mostly, he did not even try. In fact, he seemed mostly content to give Democrats unsolicited political advice ("you're going to leave half the country behind" if Democrats "rush" the impeachment process), for which he is most definitely not an expert witness. I recently re-watched a clip from the House hearings after the Mueller Report was released, where Trump attack dog Matt Gaetz accused the legal experts (who were there to discuss the legal implications of the facts presented in Mueller's findings) of not having any "direct, personal knowledge" of any of those facts. On Wednesday, Turley decided to fritter away much of his time talking about neither facts nor law, instead arrogating to himself the role of campaign advisor to the Democrats.