Wednesday, May 02, 2018

Third in a Series: Adult Coloring Book "The Lawyers of Trump-Russia" (feat. James Comey)

by Diane Klein

And now, in coloring-book form, a man who needs no introduction, at least for those who have been following Trump-Russia, or own a television.  James Comey's book tour, in support of his memoir A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership, released April 17, 2018, put him back in the national spotlight.  But he has hardly been out of it since July 5, 2016, when he released the now-infamous statement about the investigation of Hillary Clinton's use of a private email server.

That statement, which launched a thousand "but her emails" memes, made Comey a Democratic bogeyman.  Regarded as far more damaging was his follow-up letter to Congress on October 28, 2016, just ten days before the election, that the investigation had been re-opened.  This turned out to be related to the investigation of Anthony Weiner, notorious New York "sexter" and estranged husband of longtime Clinton aide Huma Abedin.  In the end, as Comey reported November 6, there was no "there there" - but the damage had been done: as Nate Silver put it in May 2017, "The Comey Letter Probably Cost Clinton the Election."

But once Trump was elected, things got more complicated.  Comey's contemporaneous notes and memos detail Trump's January 2017 request for his "loyalty," and February 2017 pressure relating to the investigation of former (and shortest-ever-serving) National Security Advisor, convicted felon, "Lock her up!" cheerleader, "pizzagate" conspiracy theorist, and all-around "good guy" (according to Trump) Mike Flynn.

In March, 2017, Comey confirmed that the FBI had been investigating the Trump campaign in relation to Russian contacts - the set of issues that became "Trump-Russia" - as far back as July 2016.  Yes, July 2016.  In what can most charitably be described in hindsight as crashingly bad judgment, at the same time Comey saw fit to announce to the national media that an investigation of candidate Clinton was going on, there was at the same time an unannounced investigation of candidate Trump.

On May 9, 2017, Trump fired Comey - or more precisely, before Presidential factotum Keith Schiller could deliver the termination letter, the announcement of Comey's firing was released to the media, so Comey learned of his dismissal from announcements playing on television while Comey spoke to FBI agents in Los Angeles.  On May 11, Trump confessed to NBC's Lester Holt that he had done so because of "this Russia thing." This all began the cascading series of events that led to the appointment of Special Counsel Robert Mueller (also a former director of the FBI, as it happens) - and to Trump's relentless characterization of Comey as a "LEAKER" and a "LIAR."  Neither of which can be substantiated, of course: the memos Comey shared with Columbia professor Dan Richman were not classified (and hence not "leaked"), and as for "lying," well, the instantly-viral meme on that subject was "Lordy, I hope there are tapes."  In his book-tour appearances, from Rachel Maddow, where he slumped tielessly in a lavender shirt, to Stephen Colbert's Late Show (black shirt (!), no tie), Comey reinforced his reputation for an earnest if somewhat priggish demeanor, an unbecoming unwillingness to admit error - but also a fundamental truthfulness.  Does anyone but a "Deep State" conspiracy theorist really doubt that events transpired pretty much as Comey relates?

If, as is hoped for by many and suspected by more, the Mueller investigation ultimately leads to Trump's impeachment or resignation, James Comey may in the end be known not just as the guy who got the Gambino family, or who stood his ground against a Bush administration wiretapping program as AG John Ashcroft lay incapacitated in a hospital bed - but as the man who brought down two Presidents.

(Art by Andrea McHale, a special-education teacher in New York City; lettering by Alex Mannos, a graphic artist in Sacramento, California .  The coloring page is subject to a Creative Commons license as below.)


Shag from Brookline said...

The Dr. Bornstein claim of feeling raped by associates of President Trump who came to his office and took his medical files for the treatment of his patient over several decades perhaps calls for a coloring book in conjunction with Trump's failed nomination of Dr. Ronny Jackson, his then presidential personal physician. Comey is reported to be 6' 8" tall. Dr. Jackson reported Trump as 6' 3" tall, whereas NY DMV records had Trump's height as 6' 2". Did Trump grow an inch taller as he approached 71 years of age? Was a height measurement taken of Trump during Dr. Jackson's exam that he noted in the exam records, or did he accept a claim by Trump that he was 6' 3" tall? It has been said that Trump lies a lot. [One wag described Trump as a "walking epitaph": "Here, There, Everywhere Lies Donald J. Trump."] Dr. Jackson's exam noted Trump's weight at 239 pounds. At 6' 2" tall, that would have made Trump "obese" in medical terms, but not at 6' 3". How convenient.

We don't know if Dr. Jackson had Dr. Bornstein's medical records available to him at the time of his exam of Trump. Dr. Jackson in a press conference following the exam stated, inter alia, that Trump had great genes. Dr. Bornstein said that Trump had great genes in a written statement following his exam of Trump during the 2016 campaign, that Dr. Bornstein now seems to claim was actually dictated to him by Trump.

Now back to Comey. I have viewed several times the meeting President Trump had with a bunch of law enforcement officials shortly following his inauguration, and especially his invitation to Comey to come forward for a greeting. I had the impression that when Trump pulled at Comey for a sort of awkward hug, Comey seemed close to a foot taller than Trump.

My experience over the years is that many men lie about their height, even athletes. But it is said Trump lies about quite a bit. Perhaps someone out there might check the video of that awkward hug between Trump and Comey and come up with a comparative of Trump's height with Comey's, assuming that Comey is indeed 6' 8" tall. The height of lying is telling tall tales. Alas, there is no Nobel Prize for telling tall tales.

Now where are my crayons?

Joe said...

Weird perspective (aside from Trump looking like an 19th Century gentlemen). Clinton looks too small. Anyway, the doctor's usage of "rape" is a tad offensive. Roger Sherman spoke of violation of religious liberty as a sort of "soul rape." That's a better usage, especially given he was writing in the 17th Century.

Shag from Brookline said...

I eagerly await the Fourth Coloring Book "THE LAWYERS OF TRUMP-STORMY DANIELS" featuring the "Punch of Rudy" show. But I'm running short of orange crayons (but not Jack Daniels).

Joe said...

Stormy Daniels' lawyer was on Stephen Colbert. Daniels' work was also available on demand.

Shag from Brookline said...

Query: Can a criminal defendant benefit in the course of his/her trial with claims of incompetent legal counsel that took place before being criminally charged?

Shag from Brookline said...

Regarding campaign contributions, did Rudy forget that the political is personal and vice versa?

Joe said...

Edit: Roger Williams.

Shag from Brookline said...

For some reason I was reminded of this lullaby my wife and I would sing to our children in their early years:

"Hush Little Baby, Don't You Cry" (aka, NDA in these stormy times)

Shag from Brookline said...

Speaker Paul Ryan (R, Cheesehead) was Chaplinesque in his "shrugging" acceptance of House Chaplain Father Conroy's "unresignation." (Ryan probably got off easy with 50 Hail Marys.)