Ninth in a Series: Adult Coloring Book, "The Lawyers of Trump-Russia" (feat. Brett Kavanaugh and Don McGahn)

by Diane Klein

In a surprise reversal, on Friday, September 28, 2018,  President Donald Trump ordered the FBI to reopen an investigation of his nominee for the Supreme Court, Judge Brett Kavanaugh.  The FBI, under the leadership of Christopher Wray, now has a week to investigate the charges of teenage sexual assault that threaten to derail the candidacy of Kavanaugh, he of Georgetown Prep, Yale/Yale, a clerkship with retired Justice Anthony Kennedy, a stint in the Bush White House, a co-starring role in the Starr Report, and twelve years on the D.C. Circuit (apparently irreproachable, as far as his personal probity, apart from a preference for pretty clerks). 

So confident was Trump in his nominee, apparently, that he announced (by tweet) that White House counsel Don McGahn would be leaving his post after the Senate confirmed Kavanaugh.  McGahn was set to retire having put two young, conservative, Federalist Society-approved former Justice Kennedy clerks on the Court for decades to come, along with a whopping 67 other federal judges (1/5 as many as Obama appointed in two full terms, and that also included just two Supreme Court justices, Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan).  As of June 2018, the nominees McGahn has successfully shepherded onto the federal bench are three-quarters male, and ninety percent White (along with being, unsurprisingly, more conservative than Obama's appointees).

When Kavanaugh was first nominated, on July 9, 2018, a great deal of attention was (appropriately) paid to his expansive views of executive power, views that seemed to represent a reversal of his position when he was part of Ken Starr's team investigating Bill Clinton.  As David Brock reported, Kavanaugh's virulent dislike of the Clintons - Bill and Hillary alike - is probably the trait he shares most in common with Trump.  That - and his view that Presidents not named Clinton shouldn't be indicted.  For a President worried about what the Mueller investigation might turn up (about him, about his family, about his campaign), a swing vote on the Supreme Court sympathetic to executive power must have seemed like a great insurance policy -  and a big "win" for McGahn.

Now all of that is in jeopardy.  Trump's sustained attacks on the FBI may intersect interestingly with this investigation, and put Christopher Wray (like Kavanaugh, Yale/Yale, YLS '92, a 1L when Kavanaugh was a 3L), back in the cross-hairs.  Earlier this month, Wray became a target of Trump's ire - but whether the results of this week's investigation will aggravate or allay that depends, presumably, on its results.  It seems unlikely, however, that the investigation will confirm Kavanaugh's wildest conspiracy theories, that these allegations are "smears" brought by those seeking "revenge on behalf of the Clintons, " a notion about as plausible as Ed Whelan's "lookalike" nonsense.

While the FBI interviews Kavanaugh's drinking buddies, one cannot but assume that the Republicans, including McGahn, will spend the week thinking about alternative nominees and the right "cover story" for dropping Kavanaugh. Sen. Mitch McConnell, the majority leader in the Senate, reportedly never favored him, preferring either Judge Raymond Kethledge (Michigan/Michigan, and a Kennedy clerk) or Judge Thomas Hardiman (Notre Dame/Georgetown, and - gasp! - never a clerk at all!).  Back in early July, that more innocent time, McConnell's biggest concerns were about Kavanaugh's long paper trail, as a sitting judge and in the Bush White House, as well as his association with some now-unpopular Bush-era policies.  In a general way, a Midwesterner with minimal East Coast-D.C. connections must be looking pretty good, and a more promising wrap-up for McGahn than this dumpster fire.

Add in what can charitably be called the GOP's "woman problem," and the smart GOP pivot would be to a woman.  With an unrepentant groper in the White House, and what appears to be an angry drunk who can't keep his pants on nominated for the high Court, Judge Amy Coney Barrett looks like the perfect combination of pragmatism and principle.  (Andrew Sullivan, who inexplicably found Kavanaugh credible, still agrees about Barrett.)

Twice an alum of Notre Dame; a wife and mother of seven (two of whom were adopted from Haiti! and one is a special-needs child), she is a rock-solid Catholic conservative (and on-the-record opponent of Roe v. Wade) who promises to be a kinder gentler Scalia. She was only quite recently confirmed to the Seventh Circuit, so she's been vetted by this Senate - and probably has already de-clawed Sen. Dianne Feinstein, who managed to give herself a black eye with an apparently anti-religious/anti-Catholic remark about Barrett ("the dogma lives loudly within you"). 

In order not to surrender their recently-gained moral high ground, and avoid charges of hypocrisy, Democrats would need to "believe" Barrett, even if she dissembled about Roe and Obergefell.  In the aftermath of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford's testimony, the GOP could offer a "healing" session of question-and-answer with Barrett, who, as a well-socialized White woman, would surely know better than to express any anger whatever she was asked; every Senator would have their own reasons to treat her "respectfully," and she them.  We might find ourselves with a fourth woman on the Court, for the first time in history, along with the most conservative court in our lifetimes - and have Brett Kavanaugh's dishonesty and truculence to thank (or blame) for it.

(Art by Andrea McHale, a special-education teacher in New York City; lettering by Alex Mannos, a graphic artist in Sacramento, California.  The coloring page is subject to a Creative Commons license as below.)