Friday, December 25, 2020

The Twelve Days of Trumpism

By Eric Segall & Sara Segall

Now that Christmas is around the corner, my daughter and I thought it was time to adapt a famous Christmas carol to our times. If you'd prefer hear to hear this performed live, Sara sings it here.

On the first day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, a con man who starred on TV;

On the second day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, chants of lock her up, and a con man who starred on TV;

On the third day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, three Fox News Justices, chants of lock her up, and a con man who starred on TV;

On the fourth day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, a dumb pricey wall, three Fox News Justices, chants of lock her up, and a con man who starred on TV;

On the fifth day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, a bigoted Muslim ban, a dumb pricey wall, three Fox News Justices, chants of lock her up, and a con man who starred on TV;

On the sixth day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, white supremacists are good, a bigoted Muslim ban, a dumb pricey wall, three Fox News Justices, chants of lock her up, and a con man who starred on TV;

On the seventh day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, rollbacks of climate regs, white supremacists are good, a bigoted Muslim ban, a dumb pricey wall, three Fox News Justices, chants of lock her up, and a con man who starred on TV;

On the eighth day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, pardons for no reasons, rollbacks of climate regs, white supremacists are good, a bigoted Muslim ban, a dumb pricey wall, three Fox News Justices, chants of lock her up, and a con man who starred on TV;

On the ninth day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, slurs for US Senators, pardons for no reasons, rollbacks of climate regs, white supremacists are good, a bigoted Muslim ban, a dumb pricey wall, three Fox News Justices, chants of lock her up, and a con man who starred on TV;

On the tenth day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, lies about missing taxes, slurs for US Senators, pardons for no reasons, rollbacks of climate regs, white supremacists are good, a bigoted Muslim ban, a dumb pricey wall, three Fox News Justices, chants of lock her up, and a con man who starred on TV;

On the eleventh day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, pay off to a porn star, lies about missing taxes, slurs for US Senators, pardons for no reasons, rollbacks of climate regs, white supremacists are good, a bigoted Muslim ban, a dumb pricey wall, three Fox News Justices, chants of lock her up, and a con man who starred on TV;

On the twelfth day of Trumpism, POTUS gave to me, Joe Biden in our Presidency!

Happy holidays and stay safe everyone!