Dorf on Law

Note to readers: Due to extenuating circumstances, I’m unable to post a new column today.  Because I plan to write again  about toxic masculinity  at least once in the near future, I am republishing here  a column  on that sadly timely subject  that I first published just short of three years ago.   More to come. - Neil H. Buchanan Complaints About "Virtue Signaling" Amount to Claims that There Is No Such Thing as Virtue By  Neil H. Buchanan   - March 30, 2023 One of the most obvious strategies that Donald Trump uses is to accuse other people of doing or being exactly what he is doing or being.  He tries to cheat people, so he accuses everyone of trying to cheat him.  He will stop at nothing, so he claims that his opponents will stop at nothing.  He is a racist, so he calls Democrats -- even (especially) non-White Democrats -- racists.  He peddles hatred of all kinds, so he says that everyone else hates him and his su...

After Timothée Chalamet's beef with opera and ballet, the best relatively harmless recent story to divert us from more serious news has to be the triumph of Joseph Foreman, better known as Afroman, in his defense against a civil lawsuit. Readers unfamiliar with the tale could do worse than to watch Jordan Klepper's Daily Show segment on the case. For those of you who don't have the time to watch the video just linked, I'll start with a synopsis. Afroman is best known for his 2000 hit song and music video  Because I Got High   (featuring Jay and Silent Bob of  Clerks  fame). In 2022, heavily armed officers in combat fatigues from the Sherriff's office of Adams County, Ohio raided and searched Afroman's home. They didn't find evidence of anything but they caused some damage and were caught on video surveillance in a number of unprofessional positions, including one officer who looked longingly at a lemon pound cake in Afroman's kitchen. Afroman, understan...

Since the Supreme Court decided New York State Rifle & Pistol Association, Inc. v. Bruen in 2022, I have written numerous blog posts and essays criticizing the opinion’s “insanity.” In Bruen , the Supreme Court invalidated a 1911 New York gun law on history and tradition grounds. More important than the specific result in the case, however, was the Court’s announcement of a brand new test to establish the validity of modern gun laws.  In an opinion written by Justice Clarence Thomas, the Court decided that contemporary gun legislation can only be upheld by judges if the government points to similar laws passed either in 1791 or 1868. The Court rejected the traditional and historically justified balancing approach the Court uses to decide most constitutional law cases, whereby the justices weigh the importance of the asserted right against the government’s justifications for the law. I have described this new framework as follows: The Court’s decision in Bruen is not steep...

I drafted this column's headline more than six months ago, but I never actually wrote the column to go with it.  Although the content of today's column covers more than the specific problem noted, I still like the headline enough to stick with it.  A more boring, accurate headline might be: "Republicans Continue to Prove That They Never Cared About Intellectual Diversity," or something like that. In any event, the news story that inspired today's headline was " Texas Professor Fired After Accusations of Teaching 'Gender Ideology,' " with the subheadline "Two administrators also lost their posts at Texas A&M, an example of how Republican policies meant to curb liberal ideas are reaching into university classrooms," which  The New York Times  published on September 10, 2025.  That article reported that Texas A&M University swiftly fired a lecturer and removed two administrators after a student filmed herself arguing with the ...

California Governor Gavin Newsom has dyslexia.  Most people might imagine that that would count as a very small news item, if indeed it counts as news at all.  Donald Trump, however, always leaps on any opportunity to demean people, especially when it involves something that a 9-year-old would use to bully other kids.  Trump thus said this , while speaking in the Oval Office the other day: Honestly, I’m all for people with learning disabilities, but not for my president.  I don’t want... I think a president should not have learning disabilities, OK?  I know it’s highly controversial to say such a horrible thing. The president of the United States, Gavin Newscum, admitted that he has learning disabilities, dyslexia... ah... everything about him is dumb. Leaving aside the fact that Trump's fake name for Newsom is simply pathetic (like almost all of Trump's insults, "Li'l Marco" being the only exception ), the obvious story here is that Trump once again showed...

My latest Verdict column is titled From “Fuck the Draft” to “Swinging Dicks”: Appropriate and Inappropriate Vulgarity in Judicial Opinions . It discusses the already-notorious dissent from the denial of  en banc  reconsideration by Ninth Circuit Judge Lawrence VanDyke in Olympus Spa v. Andretti . As I explain in the column, there are two main differences between the use of the phrase "Fuck the Draft" by the lawyer and in the eventual Supreme Court opinion in Cohen v. California versus Judge VanDyke's use of the phrase "swinging dicks" in his Olympus Spa dissent: First, in Cohen,  the question whether the phrase "Fuck the Draft" (written on a jacket worn by the petitioner) was protected free speech was the very heart of the case, whereas Judge VanDyke gratuitously introduced the vulgar "swinging dicks" into Olympus Spa . Second, although no doubt some sensibilities were offended by Cohen's display and its role in Supreme Court litigation...

Anthropic’s complaint against the federal government asserts five claims, the second of which is a First Amendment claim. The main First Amendment theory Anthropic asserts is that the government retaliated against it “for speaking on issues of AI safety and responsible AI use” by designating Anthropic a supply chain risk and requiring every federal agency to immediately cease all use of Anthropic’s technology. In addition to the arguments Anthropic has already made, it likely has an additional, independent, argument for why the government’s actions violated the First Amendment, based on 303 Creative LLC v. Elenis . The short form of the argument is that to give the Pentagon what it wanted, Anthropic would have had to create new Claude models that would be fine with engaging in mass domestic surveillance and autonomous weapons (so long as they’re legal), and 303 Creative protects Anthropic from being coerced into doing this because Anthropic’s process for creating Claude models—Consti...

I was invited to a dinner this evening that will be attended by, among others, a fair number of students. My hosts asked if I would speak for a bit. Originally, I had thought to give a talk about animal rights but my hosts pointed out that, with the exception of me and perhaps one or two others who would be enjoying the vegan option, most of the assemblage would be eating animal products. My hosts thought that under the circumstances, such a talk might make the other diners uncomfortable. Although I try not to be a judgmental jerk about it, I don't really have a problem with making people uncomfortable about what they eat. That said, on reflection, I took my hosts' admonition to heart because I concluded that the fact that people would be eating dead animal parts while listening to me would make them less receptive to the message than they might be under different circumstances. At my hosts' suggestion, therefore, I'm going to talk about war. The proposal, which I accep...